सोमवार, 21 मार्च 2016

Hindi Joke


Har safal admi ke pichhe ek Auratt hoti hai! 
Aur ek se jyada auratte hui to us safal admi ki
 kahani Savdhan India me dikhate hai!

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Kuchh ladkiyon ki itni fancy handwriting hoti hai ki jab exam mei cheating karo to samajh nahi aata ki answer likha hai ya embroidery ki hai.

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Teacher : bahut tez hawao ke sath barish ho rahi hai…!! 
iska bhawishya kaal batao??? Pappu : Ab light jaegi…!!

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Helmet Aur Patni dono ka Swabhav
Ek Jaisa hota hai..
Seer pe bitha ke rakho toh
Jaan Bachhi Rahegi..
! Patiyon ko Samarpit !
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Saali : Pyaar kab hota hai??
Jija : Jab raahu, ketu aur Sani ki dasa kharab ho,
aapka mangal kamzor ho aur bhagwan maje lene ke mood me ho!!
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