Santa kee Wife Romantic Mood mein thee. Woh poore Bed par baahen failaakar let gai aur arth bhari muskaan ke saath boli – “kuchh samjhe… ?”
Santa bola – “Samajh gaya … too aaj poore bed pe akeli sona chahti hai ……. hai na ?” – HAHAHA
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WIFE – “suna hai swarg mein Pati-Patni ko saath nahi rahne dete … ?”
Husband – “Pagli … iseeliye to use SWARG kahte hain … !!!”
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Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”
Banta – “woh kaise ?”
Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !”
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Santa – “Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon …”
Banta – “kyon ? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai ?”
Santa – “nahi … balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai !!!”
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Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.
One day Boss asked – “wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?”
Santa replied – “no no sir … aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa
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